do you ever get mad at yourself because you’re not even good at the things you thought you were good at
why do people make those “delete my browsing history” jokes. have you never heard of private browsing? incognito?
i use incognito all the time. in fact, i do all my browsing in incognito. watching a youtube video of cats throwing up? incognito. looking up the lyrics to the new macklemore song? incognito. watching a video of scooby doo characters getting creampied and anal thrusted? eh that can stay. im not ashamed.
i dont feel like coloring this LAUGHS
Remember to torrent Assassin’s Creed IV Black Flag for the full pirate experience.
if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”
parent: shit vine wont open fast enough FUCK
yes making a joke about a child about to potentially pour BOILING HOT WATER ON THEMSELVES AND GET BURNED POSSIBLY SEVERELY is funny
i know nigga thats why i said it
furret for cutest attack
you get ‘em buddy
CAN WE TALK ABOUT JEANS VOICE ACTOR PLZ?
UHM CAN WE TALK ABOUT BERTHOLDTS VOICE ACTOR GODDAMNNNN
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
when my parents introduce me to new people
Shit like this is why I don’t understand hating kids. They’re basically just tiny nightbloggers.